Category: Joke Board
Let's get ready for the elections later this year.
I'll start it off with some bad jokes, and if you all don't improve it, I'll post some more bad ones: I've got a million.
If this makes you mad, go read another topic.
Can he fill Daddy's shoes?
"Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about
myself, all of us are talking about me." —George W. Bush, in May 2000
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Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, & George W. Bush are in a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat is sinking. Who gets saved? The American People!
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Bush's original idea for a campaign slogan - "Reform 'N Stuff."
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"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."--CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000
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How many George Bushs does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to promise he'll do it better than anyone else, and one
to obscure the issues.
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A Bush foreign policy idea designed to win over minority voters - Appoint a black man as ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle.
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"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders."
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"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."—Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
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Why is George Bush so hard-headed?
His skull protects the weakest part of his body.
LOL! I hope the imbecile is joking when he mentioned nuking Iran.
Yeah, giving Bush nukes is like giving a baby a disposable lighter, and waiting to see what happens.
good post, love the jokes
I couldn't agree more blbobby
lol...that's great...keep them coming.